Garsil

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Thu, 10 Jun 2004 11:27:39 GMT

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lblusdasdgsdga

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 18:16:32 GMT

J� s�lir veri� �i� �slendingar..........

Sk�linn er b�inn....� morgun n� �g � einkunnirnar m�nar :D �a� ver�ur stu�.
� sk�lanum � dag f�r �g � Hei�m�rk a� labba...�a� var nokku� �g�tt...sk�rra
en a� hanga inni. �g, Ari, �li og Beggi r�ddum lengi um hva� v�ri best, verst
mikilv�gast, vanmetnast og �annig rugl um m�ss�kbransan. S��an � r�tinni heim
flugu margir trommara brandarar �t � lofti� og miki� var hleigi� af �eim.

H�r eru nokkrir: (j� �g veit �eir eru allir � ensku en �g nenni ekki a� ��a ��)

Q: What does it mean when a drummer drools from both sides of his mouth?
A: The stage is level.

A drummer walks into a library and says: �Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke.� The librarian responds: Sshhhh....do you know where you are? This is a library!� The drummer, sheepishly, and in a whisper says: �Sorry....I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke.�

The definition of Perfect Pitch:
Throwing a banjo in the toilet and not hitting the rim.

Q: How many female singers does it take to sing "Crazy?"
A: All of them!

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A: Hey guys, let's do one of my songs.

Q: How can you tell when your guitar player is trying to get into the studio?
A: He's late and he's got the wrong Key.

Q: What do you call the guy surrounded by musicians?
A: The drummer!

The true definition of an optimist is an accordionist who carries a pager!

Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: Why does the guitarist leave his case on the dashboard?
A: So he can park in the handicapped spot.

Q: Why do drummers join bands?
A: They like to hang out with musicians.

Q: What did the drummer get on his SAT test?
A. Drool.

Q. What's the difference between an accordion and a lawn mower?
A. If you put both of them on the Home Shopping Network, you could sell the lawn mower.

Q. How can you tell if the stage is level?
A. Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

Q. What do you throw to a drowning guitar player?
A. His amp.

Q. What's the best way to play a banjo?
A. With a hack saw.

Q. Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
A. Even a virus has some pride.

Q. How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
A. You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.

Q. How can you tell a drummer in a crowd at your front door?
A. He's the one wearing the Domino's pizza hat.

Q. What did the bass player say on his first job?
A. Would you like fries with that coke?

Q. Why do bands need roadies?
A. To translate for the drummer.

Q. How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, he just holds onto the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Q. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven - one to hold the bulb and six to drink until the room spins.

Q. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One - as long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket.

Q. What's the difference between a musician and a US savings bond?
A. One of them eventually matures and earns money.

Q. Who is the patron Saint of the accordion?
A. Our lady of Spain.

Q. Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
A. It took an hour to get the drummer out.

Q. What has 8 teeth and forty feet?
A. The front row of a blue grass concert.

Q. How do you get a guitar player to turn down?
A. Put a chart in front of him.

Q. What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

Q. What's the difference between a pig and a musician?
A. A pig won't stay up all night trying to sleep with a musician.

Q. What's the difference between a bass player and a toilet?
A. A toilet only has to take crap from one butt hole at a time.

Q. How can you tell when a singer's at your door?
A. You open the door and he still doesn't know when to come in.

Q. What's the difference between a snake and a trombone player?
A. Chances are, the snake is going to a gig.

Q. What's the difference between the owner of a night club and the PLO?
A. You can negotiate with the PLO.

Q. What's the range of a tuba?
A. 20 yards, if you have a good arm.

Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a puppy?
A. The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months.

Q. What does a drum solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A. You know it's coming and there is nothing you can do about it.

Q. Why do drummers have a half ounce more brain than a horse?
A. So they don't disgrace themselves in a parade.

Q. What's the difference between a Oboe and a Bassoon?
A. The Bassoon will burn longer.

Q. How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
A. The bow is moving.

Q. Why is a drummer like a skud missile?
A. Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Q. What's the difference between a Cello and a Coffin?
A. The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. To get away from the noise.

Q. What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common?
A. When you plug them in they both suck.

Q. What's black and brown and looks good on a guitar player?
A. A Doberman.

Q. How do you get two violins to play in perfect unison?
A. Shoot one.

Q. Why don't lead singers get AIDS?
A. Even viruses have pride.

Q. How can you pick out a trombonists' kids on the playground?
A. They're always complaining that the slide doesn't work right....and they NEVER swing!

Q: What do you call 100 accordionists at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.

Q. What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A. The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

Q. What's an accordion good for?
A. Learning how to fold maps.

Q. What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
A. Will the defendant please rise.

Q. What's the difference between a bass and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.

Q. What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A. There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.

Q. What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A. A fiddle is fun to listen to.

Q. Why are viola jokes so short?
A. So violinists can understand them.

Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None; the piano player can do that with his left hand.

Q. How do you make a double bass sound in tune?
A. Chop it up and make it into a xylophone.

Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A flat minor.

Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 1...5...1... (1...4...5...5...1)

Q. What does a German Hammond organist do in his life's most tender moments?
A. He puts his Leslie on "slow".

Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!"

Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A. With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.

Q. How do you tell if a bass player is actually dead?
A. Hold out a check (but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).

There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.

Q. What do you call a group of topless female accordian players?
A. Ladies in Pain.

j�ja.......................plata dagsins..............drudurudurudurudurudurudurudur

Sonic Nurse me� Sonic Youth

ekkert nema snilld....kemur �t � morgun (en �g redda�i m�r henni � netinu)

djamm og dvd

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 22:43:17 GMT

J�j�.....fyrirgefi� hva� �g hef ekki nennt lengi a� skrifa h�rna, en svona er �egar pr�fin eru b�inn og �annig shit. :D:D:D:D

�g f�r � dag me� Begga til Ara....�ar horf�um vi� � eithva� meka svalt efni, m.a. THIS IS SPINAL TAP og PS6 stuttmyndina. Eftir �a� f�r �g til drengjanna � Somniferum eithva� a� br�ka orgel og skemmtilegheit. Miki� fj�r og miki� rokk, besta hlj�msveitin � �slandi � dag sem ekki hefur gefi� �t brei�sk�fu :P

En talandi um brei�sk�fur �� er plata dagsins einmitt brei�sk�fa. S� brei�sk�fa mun vera:

AT ACTION PARK me� �slandvinunum � SHELLAC

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til gamans m� geta �ess a� Shellac hefur bo�i� hlj�msveitinni Botnle�ju a� spila � kv�ldinu s�nu � ALL TOMOROW PARTIES � sumar. Kl�ppum fyrir �v�.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................bless

SEINASTA PR�FI�

Thu, 27 May 2004 22:50:23 GMT

Jibb�....seinasta pr�fi� er � morgun. �a� mun vera l�ffr��i, �a� er n� meira rugli�....en rugl er gott.

vildi bara deila me� ykkur disk seinustu daga:

Scary World Theory _me� Lali Puna

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takk

Mon, 24 May 2004 23:24:01 GMT

�g vill �akka �llum sem hafa �ska� m�r til hamingju me� daginn :D:D:D:D takk

�g hef l�ti� nennt a� skrifa � �essa s��u undanfari� vegna pr�fanna og s�rskalega �ar sem �g h�lt a� engin mundi koma inn � hana. En �g er b�inn me� fj�gur pr�f: ensku, e�lisfr��i, landafr��i og s�gu. Gekk bara svona �g�tlega � �eim.....

N�sta pr�f er � morgun, �a� mun vera st�r�fr��i. Eftir henni kemur danska, s��an �slenska og loks l�ffr��i. Eftir pr�fin �tla �g a� fara ni�r� b� og drekka mig fullan....neniei...ekki �a� fullan. �g �tla a� kaupa m�r einhverja geisladiska og kanski eithva� f�tg�ti.

Allavega er diskur dagsins Eureka me� Jim O'Rourke.

veit ekki hvort �g �tti a� s�na �etta cover...er d�l�ti� d�nalegt........en �g l�t �a� flakka :P

�g ber enga �byrg� � vondum/blautum draumum :D

sssss

Tue, 18 May 2004 23:50:53 GMT

jess....�g f�r � b�inn eftir sk�la � dag me� Berg. �a� var hev� fj�r....Beggi er ekkert nema hress gaur. Vi� f�rum (� okkar converse sk�m) � Hlj��f�rah�si�, T�nast��ina, Tonab��ina, geisladiska b�� Valda, Dogma, Sk�funa og 12 t�na (sem var reyndar loku�)......en �a� var nett prufa�i einn svalasta g�tar � heimi Gibson ES-175 allveg eins og Stewe Howie �r Yes notar, nema bara ekki sunburst. Miki� fj�r. Verst a� hann kosta�i bara 190 ��s kall og gaurinn � b��inni vildi ekki skipta � honum og telecasterinum m�num :S

MYND:

�ti� til a� f� st�rri mynd

en �a� var ekki meira � bili......plata dagsins er bara einhver

Big Kahuna

Mon, 17 May 2004 22:20:29 GMT

jamm.......b�snag��ur dagur � dag.

Byrja�i � �vi a� fara � sk�lan bara � st�r�fr��i f�kk s��an fr� vegna pr�fs sem �g var a� taka � t�nlistarsk�lanum m�num. �g n��i �v� og bara allt � g�dd� me� �a�.

Eftir �a� skrapp �g � jar�arf�r a� votta Axel og fj�lskyldu hans samh�� m�na. Rosalega fallegt allt saman og g�sah��slega flott l�g me� KK spilu�.
J�ja s��an h�lt �g heim og �g var ekki fyrr sestur fyrir framan t�lvuna �egar Beggi r��st inn � h�si� og heimta�i a� horfa � Pulp Fiction sem vi� og ger�um. :� �a� var rosa fj�r enda m�gnu� mynd. S��an horf�um vi� � Simpsons og loks � The O.C. en eftir �a� f�r beggi kallinn heim a� �ta.

en hvernig sem �v� l��ur �� lei�ist m�r allveg ofskaplega miki� n�na svona a� finna nokkrar myndir af "drauma" g�turunum m�num :p �� a� �g veit a� engin les �essa asnalegu bloggs��u :P

�etta mun vera Fender Telecaster Deluxe fr� 1972

J� �etta er 1962 Telecaster Custom........ge�veikur g�tar svipa�ur og Palli � maus nota�i � fyrstu pl�tunum :)

og �etta er Fender Telecaster Custom fr� 1972 annar svakalega yndilsegur g�tar:P

j�ja n�na �tti f�lk a� vera b�i� a� sj� a� �g elska fender telecaster....s�rstaklega fr� 1972 eins og �essi Thinline

og til a� enda �essa vilteysu er enn einn telecasterinn.......1952 Re-issue Fender Telecaster :D:D:D:D:D

en �a� var n� ekki meira held �g................................

j� plata dagsins er: Agharta me� Miles Davis :)

j�g�vision

Sun, 16 May 2004 13:27:01 GMT

J� s�l veri� �i�.

Eins og margir landsmenn horf�i �g � Eur�v�s�on � g��ra vina h�pi � g�r kveldi. �a� var n� meira rugli�. �ll l�gin voru hundlei�inleg og einkendist a� �v� a� allir gaurarnir litu �t fyrir a� vera hommar. Og j�nsi sem l�tur oft �t fyrir a� vera hommi var ekkert hommalegur � l�kingu vi� suma.

En n�na er �g a� fara a� horfa � Blues Brothers sem �g t�k upp � g�r :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ein svalasta mynd allra t�ma. Margir af fr�gustu t�nlistarm�nnum s�gunar eins og Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Cab Calloway, John Lee Curtis og Matt Murphy leika � henni :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

En allavega plata dagsins er: drudruduruduruduruduruduruduruduruduruduruduurdu

Lark's Tongues In Aspic me� King Crimson

bless

stund milli stunda !!!

Wed, 12 May 2004 17:38:18 GMT

j�ja.....�g f�r � sk�lann � dag....ekkert merkilegt vi� �a�.............f�r � �slensku, d�nsku, ensku og e�lisfr��i.....ekkert merkilegt vi� �a�.....s��an f�r �g � tveggja t�ma ey�u og h�kk heima hj� Axel a� drekka TE og hlust � einhvern sp�nskan k�reka gaur sem hann var a� kaupa s�r disk me� og The Notwist.......s��an f�rum vi� a� glamra � g�tar.......s��an f�r �g � t�kniment.....aldrei �essu vant var �a� f�nt.....�g, Gr�mur, Hafsteinn og Krissi t�kum upp stuttmynd � 20 m�n�tum..........:)........en n�na er �g a� fara a� l�ra fyrir tv� pr�f sem �g er a� fara � upp � F�H � morgun......jazzhlj�mfr��i (verklegt) og t�nheyrn.........................................

plata dagsins er: Slanted & Enchanted me� Pavement

bless

amm�li

Tue, 11 May 2004 23:21:14 GMT

�g var � amm�li hj� �rn� fr�nku minni.......�a� var ekkert svakalegt fj�r

plata dagins: I love you but I've choose darkness [EP] me� samnefndri hlj�msveit:

Garsil

b�b�

lblusdasdgsdga

Q: What did the drummer get on his SAT test? A. Drool.

Q. What's the difference between an accordion and a lawn mower? A. If you put both of them on the Home Shopping Network, you could sell the lawn mower.

Q. How can you tell if the stage is level? A. Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

Q. What do you throw to a drowning guitar player? A. His amp.

Q. What's the best way to play a banjo? A. With a hack saw.

Q. Why don't bass players ever catch a cold? A. Even a virus has some pride.

Q. How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you? A. You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.

Q. How can you tell a drummer in a crowd at your front door? A. He's the one wearing the Domino's pizza hat.

Q. What did the bass player say on his first job? A. Would you like fries with that coke?

Q. Why do bands need roadies? A. To translate for the drummer.

Q. How many singers does it take to change a light bulb? A. One, he just holds onto the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Q. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Seven - one to hold the bulb and six to drink until the room spins.

Q. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A. One - as long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket.

Q. What's the difference between a musician and a US savings bond? A. One of them eventually matures and earns money.

Q. Who is the patron Saint of the accordion? A. Our lady of Spain.

Q. Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? A. It took an hour to get the drummer out.

Q. What has 8 teeth and forty feet? A. The front row of a blue grass concert.

Q. How do you get a guitar player to turn down? A. Put a chart in front of him.

Q. What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? A. Homeless.

Q. What's the difference between a pig and a musician? A. A pig won't stay up all night trying to sleep with a musician.

Q. What's the difference between a bass player and a toilet? A. A toilet only has to take crap from one butt hole at a time.

Q. How can you tell when a singer's at your door? A. You open the door and he still doesn't know when to come in.

Q. What's the difference between a snake and a trombone player? A. Chances are, the snake is going to a gig.

Q. What's the difference between the owner of a night club and the PLO? A. You can negotiate with the PLO.

Q. What's the range of a tuba? A. 20 yards, if you have a good arm.

Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a puppy? A. The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months.

Q. What does a drum solo and premature ejaculation have in common? A. You know it's coming and there is nothing you can do about it.

Q. Why do drummers have a half ounce more brain than a horse? A. So they don't disgrace themselves in a parade.

Q. What's the difference between a Oboe and a Bassoon? A. The Bassoon will burn longer.

Q. How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A. The bow is moving.

Q. Why is a drummer like a skud missile? A. Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Q. What's the difference between a Cello and a Coffin? A. The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A. To get away from the noise.

Q. What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common? A. When you plug them in they both suck.

Q. What's black and brown and looks good on a guitar player? A. A Doberman.

Q. How do you get two violins to play in perfect unison? A. Shoot one.

Q. Why don't lead singers get AIDS? A. Even viruses have pride.

Q. How can you pick out a trombonists' kids on the playground? A. They're always complaining that the slide doesn't work right....and they NEVER swing!

Q: What do you call 100 accordionists at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start.

Q. What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? A. The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

Q. What's an accordion good for? A. Learning how to fold maps.

Q. What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit? A. Will the defendant please rise.

Q. What's the difference between a bass and a trampoline? A. You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.

Q. What's the difference between a violin and a viola? A. There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.

Q. What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A. A fiddle is fun to listen to.

Q. Why are viola jokes so short? A. So violinists can understand them.

Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A. None; the piano player can do that with his left hand.

Q. How do you make a double bass sound in tune? A. Chop it up and make it into a xylophone.

Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A. A flat minor.

Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A. 1...5...1... (1...4...5...5...1)

Q. What does a German Hammond organist do in his life's most tender moments? A. He puts his Leslie on "slow".